So I occasionally post on this forum that has a couple of ongoing threads; “SHIT THAT PISSES ME OFF” and “SHIT THAT MAKES ME FUCKING HAPPY”. These are very popular threads where people post various things going on in their lives. I just posted to both of them.

In “SHIT THAT PISSES ME OFF” I posted:

A little advice, if I may.

If you happen to borrow part of your washing machine’s drain system to help install a new blade on your lawn mower, make sure that you replace it properly.

If you happen to hear a strange new splashing sound during the first spin cycle, don’t forget that you messed with the washer’s drain system and proceed to ignore it.

If you happen to get a basement floor full of two spin cycle’s worth of water, don’t choose to do it late at night during a near-freezing hailstorm.

In “SHIT THAT MAKES ME FUCKING HAPPY” I posted:

Unfinished basements make me happy.

Basement shelving that keeps all my stuff off the floor makes me happy.

Basement appliances that are properly wired and don’t electrocute dumbasses standing in a half-inch of water with them make me happy.

Make of that what you will.